Pivvy Wa

  

Pivvy Wa

Summer 1978

I’m bored oot ma knickers

Nae money nae mates

Got my Slazenger racquet

Twa ba’s in ma pocket

Are ya wantin a picture?

What are yi lookin at?

Ignore the daft laddies

Watch oot for the parkie

I’m Navratilova

Just

Hittin’ the ba’, hittin’ the ba’, hittin’ the ba’ aff the pivvy wa’

Hittin the ba’, hittin the ba’, hittin the ba’ aff the pivvy wa’

You can laugh you can slag ‘is aff

disna bather is at a

On the baseline I’m dancing like Evert

Practicing ma swing, perfecting ma serve

Hittin’ the ba’, hittin’ the ba’, hittin’ the ba’ aff the pivvy wa’

Hittin the ba’, hittin the ba’, hittin the ba’ aff the pivvy wa’

I swing back ma erm as the ba’ starts ti fa’

I’m servin fir the match nae stopping is at a

I’m good at this I’m good at this

I’m really pretty fucking good at is

Hittin’ the ba’, hittin’ the ba’, hittin’ the ba’ aff the pivvy wa’

Hittin the ba’, hittin the ba’, hittin the ba’ aff the pivvy wa’

Summer 1978

In my Scotland strip

Waitin for ma mate

Got my adidas tango leather ba

Are ya wantin a picture?

What are yi lookin at?

Ignore the daft lassies

Watch oot for the parkie

I’m Derek Johnstone, I’m Kenny Dalglish

Kickin the ba’ kickin’ the ba’ kickin’ the ba’ aff the pivvy wa’

Kickin the ba’ kickin’ the ba’ kickin’ the ba’ aff the pivvy wa’

You can laugh you can slag ‘is aff

disna bather is at a

He passes to Burns

He shoots! He scores!

Kickin the ba’ kickin’ the ba’ kickin’ the ba’ aff the pivvy wa’

Kickin the ba’ kickin’ the ba’ kickin’ the ba’ aff the pivvy wa’

It's a penalty kick,

I’m good at this I’m good at this

I’m really pretty fucking good at this

Hittin’ the ba’, hittin’ the ba’, hittin’ the ba’ aff the pivvy wa’

Hittin the ba’, hittin the ba’, hittin the ba’ aff the pivvy wa’  

Plate attached to a drainpipe on the Pivvy Wa